John Carter series

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John Carter series

Postby Diabolical » Tue Oct 27, 2020 9:32 pm

Who's read 'em?

Barnes & Noble has a hardcover collection of the first 5 books for only $8.00.
It checks in at 960 pages and it didn't appear to be a condensed version. Are they all fairly short books?

Should I add it to my massive pile of unread books? ... 1435149915
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Re: John Carter series

Postby jjreason » Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:38 am

I think that sounds about right. Too cheap to pass up.
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Re: John Carter series

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:43 am

Yeah, they were pulp novels, so they were pretty quick reads.
I haven't read them since grade school/jr high, but I don’t remember them sucking.
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Re: John Carter series

Postby anarky » Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:36 pm

I've only read the first three. I think there's something like twelve. They're quite good--a bit dated, and I probably don't need to tell you they sometimes border on "racist as fuck," but well worth reading.

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