Diabolical wrote:Daredevil #509 - DD should stand for DoubleDouche, because the character has been more bastardized than a Matt Fraction Frank Castle.
And as the final insult, they are cancelling his series after the crossover has ended.
Dork Wolverine #89 - Only bought it because it's a FrankencAsshole crossover and I only stuck with this dumbass story because it ain't gonna last too long (even though 1 issue was too long). I figured if I can make it through Angel Punisher, Black Punisher, Ray Stevenson Punisher and Matt Fraction Punisher, I can ride out this latest wave of mental retardation.
Wow. You bought a shitty book because it was a shitty tie-in to a shitty ongoing series. Did you see Remender is doing a five issue mini-series with the supposedly regular Punisher back?
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Here's what I got this week.
Amazing Spidey 640 OMIT continues. This whole story has been a turd of a misfire. It's bad justification for weak editorial mandates from unclever creative people.
Avengers Academy 3 Another brilliant issue marred by the T-Bolts crossover. Since this part of the "crossover" is two issues, and the T-Bolts issue is one, you get a recap and closure in that book to events which we won't read about until next month in this one.
Secret Avengers 4 You'd think an awesome premise like the Avengers fighting Serpent Crown devotees on the surface of Mars would be more exciting than what actually went down. At least Deodato draws pretty pictures.
New Avengers 3 Holy crap, between this book and Avengers , Bendis is pulling out all the stops canvasing the Marvel Universe. in this issue, the long dead Ancient One (mentor to Dr. Strange and dead many decades) is back and he's EVIL! Fun fun stuff.
Brightest Day 8 Uhmmm...I read it and now I can't remember anything memorable from the issue. Oh yeah, there's another Martian (Like J'onn) but this one is evil.
GIJoe Origins 18 The conclusion of the Zartan origin. Decent.
GIJoe Cobra 7 The origin of CrocMaster. better than the previous two issues. Serpentor is still in this one, but as a peripheral character.
Green Lantern Corps 51 The last page is awesome with everyone saying the oath and recharging their rings in the dying body of Alpha Lantern Boodika.
Legacies 4 I missed last issue because of ComicCon, but this one has the Teen Titans in it.
New Mutants 16 Okay, so I've been reading comics for a quarter century now. And my first major comic crossover was the Inferno saga running through the X-books. At the end of that story, there were 13 mutant babies that were used to open the pentagram dimension hole that allowed all the Limbo nasties to come into Manhattan and wreak havoc. Afterwards, Freedom Force (the Brother of Mutants led by Mystique working for the US Govt) "rescued" the infants and when asked by the X-Men and the New Mutants what happened to them they sinisterly replied, "they are being looked after". And this was never followed up on and it has ALWAYS bugged me. What happened to those babies? And in the intervening 23 years, I've always assumed that is was resolved in some mini-series I never bothered to read or during the 8 years I stopped collecting in the mid 90s. Or in any case, they got depowered during M-Day or whatever. But it has always bugged me. So the LAST page of this issue just made me fucking SQUEEEEE like a ten year old and as far as I'm concerned, Zeb Wells the writer has earned a lot of leeway in his future writing endeavors. Because those babies have been trapped in a Govt installation in Limbo and are now all grown up (thanks to the time differential between Limbo and the "regular" marvel Universe) and are a fucking bad ass super villain team. I LOVE IT. FuCKING AWESOME.
M.U. vs the Punisher 2 This issue was okay, I'm still fucking excited about the New Mutants issue.
Shadowland:Powerman 1 A new PowerMan is introduced. As far as tie-ins go, this issue was pretty good and my interest is piqued.
Thunderbolts 147 Read the Avengers Academy review above. This issue resolves the storyline to that one before its done. Plus the art is kinda sucky and this new team just doesn't have a good dynamic yet.
Web of Spider-Man 11 MaryJane and Black Cat team up to save Spidey in the penultimate issue of this series.
Wolverine: Weapon X 16 Final issue. And what could have been a decent eulogy to Nightcrawler focusing on his friendship with Logan over all these years, ends up focusing on Kurt's "faith" (which is a relatively new concept in the comics and feels forcibly retconned into earlier stories.) and the art was subpar for such a story. in all a weak final effort from Jason Aaron.
Uncanny X-Men 527 Hope continues her recruiting of the Five Lights. This time a super speedster from South America.